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there once was a butt that looked like a butt that smelled like a butt that seemed like a butt that could be a butt that would be a butt that i hope is a butt. if it is a butt then teenage mutant ninja obamas will kill the but that was a butt that looked like a butt that smelled like a butt that seemed like a butt that could be a butt that would be a butt butt i it wasn't a butt why isn't it a butt I'm really disappointed….
butt i soon as i knew it i was in a cave filled with severed butts on the walls and ceiling and i saw a timer for 2 minutes then i said oh no and then i was like AH….5….4….3…..2…..1…. BOOM!!!.. the air was filled with green smoke and gas and i had a gas mask with me and i was happy i was saved :D but now I'm not saved for now. me and the Llama ran as fast as we can to the exit but outside the exit was the
teenage mutant ninja obamas and i was scared so i hid behind a rock. the llama was not lucky he could not take cover in time so the teenage mutant ninja obamas sat on the llama and said 3…2..1 and i could hear a big explosion.
i looked back, and there was deep and heavy brown gas
and i was sad for the llama cause i know the teenage mutant ninja obamas had farted on him. i found the corps and i grabbed a flower and smelled it and then i said yes…. fresh air. and then the llama started to breath and i said Llama!! your!!! Alive!!! he said no I'm not. and then the teenage mutant ninja obamas came and sat on the llama again and i was like Oh… No..
so i ran as fast as i could not looking back and i could here 3…2…1.. BOOM!!!!!
my poor friend the llama and then i got to the city that was filled with donuts that liked to party. i stayed for a couple days cause i like to eat the chickens they had in there toilets.

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Friday, February 11, 2011

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